Bahahahahahahaha jk times a million!!! Of course you know these things bc I never shut up about them!!!! So my sweet sis…you guys she is the living best!!! I am soooo thankful to have her in my life…everyone should be this lucky!!! I was still feeling super ick from my no air trauma Saturday morning and this little cutie showed up at my house with some Starbucks!!! And we decided to gallivant all around town. Since I told her that I felt not so hot she came in jorts and a crappy t-shirt and for once in my life I had options for her to wear!!! #progress So we played a little game I like to call…two sisters…one shirt!


Then I tried on her t-shirt #fail!!!

She settled on the Mouse tank which it turns out that this tank looked good with everything #whoknew and I rocked my #Meatballnation tank (thanks Kristen)!!! Get yours today !https://www.etsy.com/listing/200348080/wwwtwomeatballsgetfitcom-signature-tank?ref=shop_home_active_1

Then, we hopped into the car and headed to Torrid…coffees in hand!

All of my clothes were getting a little baggy so it was time to shop!!! First we decided to try on jumpsuits #failparttwo! #dumpinthepants

#oooooph! Then I tried on some jorts myself and honestly they were so rednecky and trashtastic I couldn’t commit to a pic! I know its hard to believe based on the hideous pics that we put on here but this one was shameful! #ijudgedmyself But I had a revelation that I went down a size! These were 22’s and they were HUGENORMOUS!

Then we tried EVERYTHING on!!!! #ilivefortwinning


I joyfully spent some money reinvesting into my wardrobe! Then we hopped down to DSW!


One win…one intentional fail!!!! Then it was off to lunch at super yummy super healthy Neomonde’s where we ran into one of my first client’s ever, Johanna and her friend who had just come from a bike ride!!! I love this girl!


We both got the living yummiest, no guilt lunches and sat outside soaking up all this great weather!!! I had the chicken and steak kabob platter with fatush and corn salad!!!

Then we went to Forever 21…bc who do we think we are!? #youbitchesareinyour30’s


One set of wins, one set of fails!!! And then I found these adorable shorts!!!


Mama’s got a new workout outfit!!!! I wore them later in the week and honestly…look how cute! #walkofnoshame
We could literally paint fences together and we would have fun!!!! Sooo, we spent the whole day together and ate super healthy and got tons of walking exercise and lets be honest…nothing gets you sweatier than trying on clothes!!! #goodforeachother #bestdecisions Then we put on our new shoes…

And hoofed (did you see what I did there) to Chilli’s for Uncle Marty’s birthday!!!! Look at this sweet family!





I can’t really make a good decision at Chilli’s so we came and enjoyed the company and celebration and a heaping glass of water and then met up with my little meatball for actual dinner! Nothing makes me happier than all of my friends and family getting along! We went to Winston’s and had the yummiest salads!!! I’m going to leave this night here and Jenny is going to write about her Mommy’s Night Out on tomorrows post!!! #thefunnestdontmissout

Soooooo…onto that cute guy I’m seeing…have I mentioned him yet!?!! #duhhhhh We had the funnest Sunday Funday! We had brunch at Beasley’s Chicken and Honey. You guys are not going to believe this but he knew like errrrryone there. #popular #solikeable! Brunch was so yummy I forgot to take pics…have you guys been to Beasley’s!?! You should go…so goooood….I had The Silver Plate which was scrambled eggs, bacon and home fries…he had something that looked amazing with cornbread, eggs, collards and gravy! And his sweet friend at the restaurant sent out the living best churros…I only had two bites #guiltypleasure Then we walked to the history museum and learned sooooo much.






#beardinoutwithblackbeard #heytheresoldier
Then we walked around the Capitol #itwastreeemendous and perused the shelves at Barnes and Nobles #americangirldollmagazine watched a lot of Law and Order SVU, he made a yummy little dinner of chicken fajitas #annnnndhecancook and topped the night off with Inglorious Basterds my all time fav movie…



So in a nutshell…best weekend ever! Tune in tomorrow and see what Jenny has to say about all the places we went Saturday night!!!! #youragoodgirl We love y’all!
Kelly is your sister, who knew. J/k you two are so cute I wanna fomit. (Yes that typo was intentional) love you both! #teamjorts #gimmethosenudeflats #gingers
#whenarewegonnahangout?! Haha gingers!!!!
Krista we thought of you instantly with jorts! #wishyouwerethere
It’s so true did!!! We could literally do anything and it would be fun! Best weekend ever!
#imtheluckyone
I love you!!!
Can’t wait for tomorrow’s blog!!! JENNY!!!!
#barbrasteisand
Haha!!!!