Hiiiiiiiiiii you guyyyyyyyys!!!!! So our format has been a little different lately! We haven’t been cooking as much. That segment will return I promise! But lately Jenny and I have actually been going out when we see each other which has been great and a nice departure!
Orrrrr…when we do hang out its been a LOT of jackassing around lately with Brandon or on breaks at work!
So next week…watch out…we are going to cook our faces off. But this weekend started off with my 4th session of laser hair removal south of the border…..eeeeek it was the living worst!!! The laser just keeeeeeps getting hotter! #howisthatpossible I can’t really take pictures when I’m in there…one bc I’m super naked not just weigh in naked annnd two bc I’m too busy squeezing a stress ball and yelling terrible things and dying laughing. SO here is a pic from the waiting room! #trauma
But I survived another round #firecrotch #onlytwomoretogo #itcantgetworsethanthislastone #masochist
You guys know I live for a date! I love spending time with my family and super best buddies and the guy I’m dating #swoon. So this weekend my sister joined me downtown to meet him and I got to meet some of his friends! This was all facilitated by my call for help Saturday night when my bra got epically stuck in my dryer!!! My sisters advice was to unhook it #thanksihadnttriedthatyoua-hole but after turning it back on it finally flew out! I’m in between sizes so this is my only bra #traj That is it hanging down forlornly!
Anywhoozle …I love love love my sister and we nevvvvver get to go out together. Plus I haven’t been downtown on a Saturday night in 1000 years. We started out at Poole’s. They had the yummiest looking cocktails but I got a Diet Coke…in a glass bottle #preshtodeath #vintage
We ended up at Fox Liquor Bar where they proceeded to play Bone Thugs N’ Harmony….like the entire album on repeat at the loudest volume one could imagine. #imtoofuckingold #whendidthathappen But it was suuuupppper fun and again its so nice to be able to play DD!!! Even though I am admittedly the worst driver of life. Sunday Jenny and I had a lunch date but we were both so haggard looking no picture of this exists! Then Monday night the guy and I went to get a new phone as his met an untimely death. #howdoyoulivewithoutaphonethesedays This ended up being a 2 hour ordeal at Verizon…the guy helping us was hilarious! Then we both shopped around for new clothes…look a this adorable tank from Forever 21 #80’smadonna!?
Then we went to dinner at Tazza Kitchen in Cameron Village. IT WAS SOOOOO GOOOD!
This is his new phone…look how adorable! He got a drink called the Southern Belle #iveneverlaughedsohard
It ended up looking much more manly than I had thought…And shocker…I had water!
Then we dabbled in cannibalism…this meatball went to town on some delish meatballs!
He knows everyone everywhere we go so the bartender sent over some of the besssst cauliflower known to man…and strawberry chello I don’t know if that is how you spell it but you know what I’m talking about right ladies!?
Then we split crab cakes and the living best broccoli…I don’t know why it was soooo good but y’alllllll it was sooooooo good!
This place had so many paleo friendly options!!! I feel like instead of cooking we are giving you guys a tour of where to eat healthy in Raleigh…is that a thing!?
Then it was such a nice night we went to Hibernian downtown and sat on the roof!!! You gotta love a place that has burnt down twice and just wont die. The breeze was heaven and the view was even better #winkwink #jk #notreally Then we watched the living worst movie…Anchorman 2! Holy shit it was total garbage after the first 30 minutes!!! #chickenofthecaves Haha…but what a nice way to start a week!
Thennnnnnn last night I went to dinner with my sweet friend Nanner at Coquette and you’re never gonna guess what…i ate steak frites!!! Anna had the duck…everything was amaze!
After dinner I went to visit my sweet cousin Kristina bc I am having major withdrawals from her not being at work anymore. In our almost 32 years of friendship I dont think we have ever gone more than 2 weeks without seeing one another so this has been the worst!!!! But look at how happy this little family is! I also have to say Tim and Kristina have been sooo incredibly supportive of the Meatballs and are just two of my very favorite people to giggle with on earth!
We had the best time and died laughing at the most inappropriate conversations….gahhhhh I miss them!!!! #cornchips #eboli #femaleprostate #misterpicklesfarts Oh how I looooove them! And what an amazing week already!!!!
This coming weekend is my annual hotel sleepover with Wyatt…literally a thousand pictures to follow…another super fun date!!! I literally cannot wait. Hope you guys are great and we love you so much!!! #ilovedates