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Two Meatballs: One Piece, Tankini, Bikini…Oh My!!! (aka the 7th Weigh In)

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It’s that time again!!!  This month we knew I was going to be on vacation for our weigh in…so we had the most genius idea ever…Jenny came down and we did the shoot on the beach!!!! We are soooooo smart!  So let me just say before we get started…when two super grown women are being photographed in bathing suits on the beach frolicking and holding hands…people assume that you are a happy couple taking engagement photos!!!  We were cracking up!  But now onto the main event!  Lets see that chalkboard!!!

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A little change in scenery would be nice!!! #meatballnationtanks

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Beach Time in our favorite swimwear!!!

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Off the pier and onto the sand…

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This is def the shot that got the rumors going…

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More adorableness…

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Time to Plaaaaaank!!!  This one is for you Sandra!

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Our lives have changed sooooo much that the rest of the shoot was super active!!  We cartwheeled…

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Jumped for joy…

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Splashed around…#ifyoureabirdimabird

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More planking…

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A little sprinting…

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Here we come…

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You hate to see us go…

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Buuuut, you love to see us walk away winky face…

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Off to the pool….onto those ‘Merica bikinis!!!

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Time to lounge!?

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But not for long…

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Time to get a little less comfortable haha…#illfittingsuits #meandmybrightideas #itshilariousandtotallyworthit

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Time to get wet!!! #activitypoints #cannonball

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Time to jackass around!!!

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Time to dry off!!!

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Then a quick game of find the meatball before we reveal the results!!!

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Now….the moment we’ve all been waiting for…how did we do!?!

Jenny, you’re up first!!!

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I am so grateful to be doing this with my best friend!  She is always there to listen and get deep about weight loss.  We need each other in so many ways!!!  Love you Sara!!   I am so grateful to be down 5lbs this month!!!  More often then not I am making the right decisions .  Im choosing the right foods and Im at the gym when my day seems done.  The hard part is staying focused.  I struggle some days to see the long term goal because of my momentary success.  I feel great!!!!  I think I feel most great because of the hard work it took to get here.  I’m feeling proud and excited!  I want to always feel that way!!!  I am ready for October!!  I turn 30 on the 2nd, and i am beginning to see what 30 looked like in my imagination.  It is looking better everyday! I loved hanging out with the Beard’s this week,  I had the best time!!!  And I love my own family so much!!! Thanks for putting up with my ups and downs and being my inspiration and my comfort!!

 

Congrats Jenny!!!!  Sara, you’re up!!!

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You guyyyyyyssss!!! I wish I could say that I have no idea how I ended up with a big fat zero for my weight lost this month…but I thoroughly enjoyed checking out for a few weeks and living a little fast and loose!  I remember every fry and every single morning that I slept in instead of going to the gym.  And I had to fight just to get to zero…gaining 3 pounds was super humbling.  But between vacation and a surprise  broken nose and two black eyes #thankgoodnessforconcealer I felt super unmotivated!!! I really needed a reminder of the hard work that it took to lose 73 pounds.  So now it’s bust ass time…I have a timeline and a plan so getting back on track is a must.  This is real life…I checked out and now I’m paying for it!!! I don’t feel discouraged, I feel refreshed and ready to reengage!!!  Jenny, thank you so much for being strong for both of us when I was weak! Also thank you for always being game and playing into my crazy ideas…especially baring all in a piece of shit, flimsy, super unflattering Old Navy bikini and jumping into a freezing pool one thousand times….you are the living best. I’m back and I’m fucking serious. It feels so good to have this weight off of me and I can’t wait to keep  working hard and feeling better.  #notdrivingbackfromthegrandcanyonEVER #toococky #thisisnoteasy Love you guys to the moon.

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We really appreciate you guys going on this bumpy but ultimately successful road with us!!!  We really really really love y’all!

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Another weigh in down…time to start getting ready for November!!! #nomessingaroundthismonthbeard

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And Kelllllllllllllly…thank you so much for taking these beautiful pics and always being so supportive!  You make everything a million times more fun!!! Xoxo

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As always…here are your especially heinous outtakes! #yourwelcome #mybottomscameoffinthepool #eeeek

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Two Meatballs: There is a new Beard in town!!!

I am Officially the better Beard!!! J/K  but I think I could definitely hang Beard style!!! I had the best time with the Beard gang in Atlantic beach for our Weigh in!!!  So i got in Late Friday night and said hello, drank two beers and passed out!!!!!  Now let the weekend begin!!!

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Let me just start by saying these kids are the most fun!!!!  I loved playing with them!!  Thanks for accepting me you guys!!!!  And they are going through a Beatles music stage which is amazing!! Who doesn’t love the Beatles! It was a total sing along every time we got in the car.  duuuhhhhhh my DREAM!!!!!

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This Breakfast was so worth waiting for,  probably the best breakfast potatoes ever, right Kelly?!?!?! I think that is all I saw her eat!! yummmm

Lets go to the beach!!!!!  I am only here for a short time!!!

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You guys the Beards don’t play,  They like their water!!!   I thought it was freezing!!!  But i loved watching them play!! They are the most fun!

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We had so much Fun that day!!!  I can’t wait to Vacation with The Beards again!!!!  They welcomed me with open arms and I was so sad to leave!  So glad I got to see Sara in her Happy place, Best Weigh in Ever!!!!! I love you Beard’s!!!!!!  Watch out I’ll be back!!!

 

 

Two Meatballs: Must be a Polish thing?!?!?!

Sooooo Unfortunately I did not work out with Sandra today!  Ahhhhhhh we are way too close to weigh in to miss workouts!!! So what is a girl to do?!?!  Workout all by myself I suppose.  I tried to channel my inner Sandra and just be a beast!!

wpid-20140925_091733.jpgWell now that Im done with that I can move on to the rest of my day!!  I have an idea….I think I need some new clothes!!!  For the most part the fall and winter have been my favorite times to buy clothes.  I love black tights and being covered up.  I guess I felt like I could disguise my fat more easily with more clothing.  Guess what you can’t…. you just look bulkier!! It beat exposing my hungarian arms in the summer.  Well the fall has always reminded me of my Hardy stature!!! (Thanks for that Mary!) These adorable Polish legs were not made for all of these aamazing boots!!!!  Look at these killers!!!!

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My family and I always laugh about our strong Polish calfs.  It’s a strong gene!!!!  These were built for heavy hauling!!  I definitely have a love hate relationship with my legs.  I love fashion so much and my legs make it really hard to by high boots.  And every year I set out to find boots that go up my calf!!!

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wpid-screenshot_2014-09-25-21-01-26.png wpid-screenshot_2014-09-25-21-02-36.png This is what I always imagine as I go shopping but I never look like this!  I look even shorter and the leather looks so tights on my calf which just makes them look cheaper.  Not to mention Im  a sweaty mess trying to get boots up my leg and equally struggle to get them off!!!  woooof   SO fuck that, I am just going to buy what works for me.  So I got these little booties! And a couple of other things!

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wpid-20140925_121055.jpg So then I got dresses for work.  It is so fall like out right now, and I love it!!!  Makes me want a dark lip!!!!!! MAC’S REBEL!!!!  a fav!

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I stopped at WHole Foods for some lunch and found this little nugget!!

wpid-20140925_123404.jpg   Yay something easy!!!  and yummy!!! And then I got to work and noticed everyones boots.  And how different they all were.  Everyone picked boots that worked for them and showed off their personal style.

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Two Meatballs: Sports Illustrated Meatball Swimsuit Edition

You guyyyyyyyysssss…it’s Sara from the beach!!!  It took me 11 years to connect to the internet so this really is a labor of love!  Its is soooo overcast today…

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So I thought I would take this opportunity to get ahead.

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The beach is 1000% my happy place.  I love that briney smell, hearing the waves crash, seeing the pelicans, feeling my skin get tanned…or slightly burned if we are being honest, I love jumping in the waves, passing out on the sand, the aquarium, Beaufort…fucking everything!!!   These are all the thoughts that swim (see what  I did there!?) through my head when I think of the beach!

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I have always felt like this…when I was little you couldn’t drag me out of the water.  I am part mermaid. (I’m a scorpio and a water sign…it is my birthright!!!)

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So I thought it would be fun to do a little swimsuit edition montage over the years.  You won’t find a happier girl in this world than Sara in or near water.

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This is not the beach, but my love for the water is not locational or situational…also my love for nudity began here!!! Haha…look how happy!!!

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This is Katie and I soaking up the sun in Bethany Beach, DE…my Beard grandparents had a  summer home here growing up and it was the funnest!!! I loooved this suit…a little bow in the shoulder and side…those jellies!!!  I would rock this now if that were an option!

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This is also in Delaware and this is quite possible my favorite bathing suit of all time…from the back it was the back of the girl and I thought it was the bee’s knees! This was in my shy-er phase of life but look how precious!

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This was my Aunt Carole and Uncle Kelly’s hot tub in Boulder, Co…it’s not the beach but I never missed an opportunity to be in water!!! This bathing suit was neon orange and green with a giant hole cut out in the stomach and back…it was the closest thing to a two piece that I ever owned…not flattering but I LOVED IT!

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This is me and Katie in Cape Cod for her 18th birthday!!!  Sooooo fun!!!!

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This is back in DE and another one of my all time favorite bathing suits!!!

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This is senior year spring break in the Bahamas with Jack, Lamia and Jennifer!!!  We had the best time and I felt like a million dollars!

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This was one of Wyatt’s birthday parties…I got pink eye that day…ewwwwww and this bathing suit was super unflattering and matronly and it looked like I had given up!!!  Not my best life moment! But we had so much fun in that pool playing shark with all the cousins!

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This was the living best pool party in Vegas courtesy of Oribe!!!  Me, Nikki, Ellen and Erin had soooo much fun day drinking before the big show that night.  I loved the sweet little roses on this navy blue suit! #sogirly

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This was two summers ago for a reunion in DE…it had been a million years…and it will be a million more before we go again!!! The second swimsuit was like if Ke$ha designed swim wear….It was the shit!  It was hypercolored zebra print.  But i always struggle with one pieces…the butt never fits…its always gappy which is noooooooot sexy! This was also one of my heaviest times! But that never stopped me from having a great time!!!

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This was my 30th birthday in Aruba…look at that rainbow!!!  And my favorite cover up from Old Navy!

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This was my only  bathing suit pic from the beach last year!!!  Love my dad!

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Me and Wyatt on his birthday Umstead trip last year!

 

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This was an Oribe Miami event…these beaches were soooooo gorgeous and we had the time of our lives!!!!! And look at my little Caraboo.  This is my preferred way of sitting with people #irequirenopersonalspacewheniloveyou! This ruched black bathing suit had a sweet little cut out right below the boobs…I felt super sexy!

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This is me and Jenny trying to figure out our beach wear in April (Jenny purchased her adorable suit…I skipped mine…not my favorite…can you tell by my face?!!)…look how far we’ve come even since then!?!

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Memorial Day Weekend this year…I love my sis!!!  Annnnd that purple crochet one piece!  I live for a halter…anything to make these little boobies look bigger!!!

 

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At my sister’s pool #lakemont with my little twin nugget!  Geeeez, that polka dot top has gotten a lot of air time over that past two years huh!?!

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This was our family vacation in June!!!! My whole family is super married to the beach!  Also I live for/dominate a handstand contest!!!

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This was after getting caught in a downpour on Wyatt’s birthday adventure this year at the Umstead! I’m happy to reprt that the polka dot tankini has been retired…it has gotten too big (yay) and is now the most unflattering tent of all time. RIP little dottie…thanks for the fun memories!

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Annnnd this is from this morning!!!

No matter my size…I always feel my best at the beach!!!  I do have raging body and hair dysmorphia though!!! In my mind my hair is fabulous and gorgeous and I’m a healthy, curvaceous little nymph in my bathing suit.  This describes my hair life at the coast to a T!

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Here is a little journey…the first pic is what I think my hair looks like…then the next two are my reality!

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This is how I see myself when I’m frolicking in the waves…

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Buuuuuut this is the funniest to me!  If you could crawl into my head…I’m Jennifer Lawrence…but in reality I’m the excited lady who dives in an awesome bathing cap and skirted suit!!! I’m literally wearing this bathing suit in the pink eye picture!!! #twins

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This second lady cracks me up…look at that form! #killingit

Anywhoozie…I could live in a swim wear and its fun to see all the great and poor choices made over the years!!!  I know that having your pic taken in a bathing suit is a real sore subject for many people but to me there is no happier place on earth and I never wanted to be held back from fun! I will say that getting healthier has given me so many new options for swimwear and I soooo look forward to the day where I can get my bathing suit from literally anywhere!!!  Also getting healthier has made me want to be so much more active at the beach…who knew it could get funner!? So no matter your size, find a suit that suits you (did you see what I did there!?) and go have fun…who gives a shit what anyone else thinks!!! And with that thought in mind…I ordered an American Flag bikini…if the sun ever comes out here, that bad boy is making its debut!!! #whocares #liveyalife

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So here is a little progress timeline!!!  From two years ago to yesterday…I can’t wait to do this post a year from now!!! xoxox

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I gotta go try and lose the 3 pounds I’ve gained this month…see ya at the weigh in!!! Here are some final inspirational thoughts!

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Embrace your beach body and if you don’t like it…get your butt in gear and change it!!!

 

Two Meatballs: I Touched the Butt!

SOoooooooo   I just want to let you guys know how much I love my mom!!  She is the most giving individual in the world.  She is beyond smart and and lives a life full of beautiful relationships and things. I want to be her when I grow up!!!  I am so priviledged to call her mom and lucky enough to see her everyday if I need to. Well it’s Elaine’s Birthday!!  And this family just wants to be together!  OUr love language is Quality Time.  We just want to spend time together! Soooooo We started the Morning off With a visit to Southern Seasons.

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While we were there my sister (Kitty) was  able to sneak away and register our family up for Mediterranean  Cooking classes!  I love learning new things.  If I can be a better cook that would be fantastic!!! Anything to switch up what I am doing!

Later that afternoon we got back together to have a picnic at the Art museum!

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Look at this adorable couple!!!!  Aaron has been in our lives for 15years!  And he has been the greatest addition! And nothing tickles me more then seeing London and PaPa  crack up together!

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And then we got to touch the BUTT!

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So fucking cool!

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We were walking, looking for a good place for a picnic and then we saw this huge ass!

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It was a perfect spot to eat and play.  We played “the 1954” game.  Just a little bit trivia and gifts to entertain us.

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After we gave her our gifts it was time for our Wish Lanterns!!  And of course the wind picked up just as we started to light them.

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And then after sweating my balls off,  We got them into the air!!!!

wpid-20140921_192508.jpg  these things are kinda challenging in wind on private state property!!!  They were flying straight toward trees in front of the art museum!  Terifying.  But we got them up one at a time and they were beautiful and then it was totally time to go home.  My nervs were shot at this point!!  It was such a fun day.  I love my mom sooo much and hope she has a great birthday!  Thank you for all of your love and support as I constantly try to change and improve my self!  Love you the most!  Next weigh in is almost here ahhhhhhhh!

Two Meatballs: Tiffy Turns Thirtyyyyyyy!!!!

Knock knock…whose there!?  I love alliteration!!!!!!!  You guyyyyys!!!!  Jenny and have the living best jobs with the living best people #sammiecoleforlife and one of our super best buddies turned 30 this week!!!  So some of the girls organized a surprise dinner and Jenny and I decided that we could not miss it!  We love Tiffanie…or Tiffy as we call her.  Tiffy has been on her own amazing meatball journey for the past couple of years and was a huge inspiration to these Meatballs.  She has lost over 70 pounds through healthy eating and couch to 5k!!!  Look at her!!! Insert whistle noise!

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She is gorgeous on the inside and out!!!  She is also responsible for the amazing makeup job from our last weigh in…so talented!!!!

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And we have been friends and partners in partying for quite a few years now!

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These last two photos are actually from her birthday last year…this girl is so loved and for good reason!!!  So onto the surprise…

This is how both meatballs feel about any celebration but especially a surprise party…

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Everyone met at Dos Taquito’s on Glenwood South a little early so as not to spoil the fun!

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This place is so full of Chachki’s it’s ridiculous…so you know we love it!  It was packed as per yush but we got sat pretty quickly on the adorable patio!!!  And what a turn out!!!!

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Now wait….let us take some selfies!!!

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Then the guest of honor arrived and was totally ambushed and met with cheers, chants and birthday love!!!

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Then everyone drank lots of margaritas…cause when in Rome am I right ladies and ate lots of yummy mexican food!!! Except for me and Jenny…we tried to be good!!!

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We weren’t sad…

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Or mad about not joining in the reindeer games, we’ve got a weigh in coming up…

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Just super excited to be able to be out with our salon family and celebrate Tiffy!!!

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What a fun group of people!!!!  We love you guys sooooo much!!!

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And to you Tiff…happy 30th birthday!!!  We couldn’t love you more and thank you for being such a great and constant inspiration to us!!!!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

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Two Meatballs: Guess What I Did You Guys!?

Heyyyyyyyyy!  It’s Sara!!!!  So, you guys have been following us for awhile now and over the last 7 months Jenny and I have drastically changed our lives in an effort to find our way to a healthy life .  Together we have lost 121 pounds and we truly look and feel like different people!

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The gym, cooking healthy meals at home and digging deep and finding out why we ate poorly in the first place are all a part of this success and a part of our daily lives now.

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We have hit many challenges along the way…like what to do when you are out with friends and tempted (hello steak frites!)

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But the progress has been amazing!!!

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Soooooo, guess what I did!?!  With all this progress and knowledge, this month I decided to reward myself for losing 73 pounds by….gaining 3 pounds!!!

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You guys…I have been doing whatever the fuck I wanted allllllllll month long and now it’s the 18th!!! I’m not going to lie…it has been so fun and temporarily freeing…but it is also something I know how to do really well and not somewhere I want to stay.  Which means at best I can maybe lose the weight I gained…hopefully!  My new nightmare is that my chalkboard has a plus sign on it!  I got cocky…like really cocky!!! I mean I’ve been buying all these adorable outfits which makes me think that there is no wayyyy I gained weight…look at this leather circle skirt!!!

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But my body is starting to feel lumpy again and I don’t feel as beast like at the gym and I’m stuffy and not sleeping as well so I knowwwwww it’s def time to get back on track!!! But I  just kept thinking…it will be fine!!!  Silly rabbit…a lot of sex doesn’t burn enough calories to keep up with all those fries and the 3 batches of cookies you made in 3 weeks! (I finally found one that is healthier and amazing!!!)

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But I digress…so getting back in the kitchen with Jenny and cooking felt amazing and tasted great and my body felt so much better.

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Having healthier dates with Zan have been great and I’ve actually been learning how to cook sans recipe…

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I am leaving Sunday for 2 weeks at the beach which could be an even slippery-er slope, but I’m not going to fold!  I know that this is not new information coming from me but it has further solidified for me that this will always be a battle that sometimes I will be on top of and sometimes I will be underneath!!!  It’s time to get back on top!  I got myself some healthy snacks!!!

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And am ready to recommit to Paleo and the gym!!!  I do not want to go back here…this picture was one of the happiest days of my professional life.  I was working backstage at New York Fashion Week at the Skaist-Taylor show and I was 356 puounds…my heaviest ever.  I will not go back, this is a bump in the road.  I ate a piece…or three pieces of pizza the other night and thought…oh shit, this is rock bottom!!!  So I’m back!!!!  And fucking serious!!! My mind is strong and I just have to lead it in the right direction…my body doesn’t neeeeed cookies but my mind sure did!!!  I want to keep pushing through!

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Thanks for letting me vent and supporting me!!!  Love you all…somebody push the weigh in date back please!!!  Haha time to bust ass!!!

Two Meatballs: Did you know we were Paleo?!?!?!

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Hey did you guys know we were paleo?!?!?  Yeah…… It feels so gooooood to get back in the kitchen cooking after my indulgent weekend.  Sooo  what’s on the menu you ask…..hmmmmmmm

Paleo Pesto chicken…Assorted iven roasted veggies and a spinach, beet and pecan salad!!!!!

Welll no surprise here, a little jackassing around before we started working!  Our Favorite part

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The stale face is the hardest!!!!

So first things first…..lets marinade that chicken for 45mins before cooking!

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Chopped basil, parsley, 3 cloves garlic minced, half a teaspoon of salt and a squirt of lemon!!!! The chicken when in to the oven on a shallow pan for 35mins at 350 degrees! While that baked We chopped up some veggies!!!!

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We have Okra,  which so yummy and a nice texture change!!!   Asparagus, and a bag of pre chopped broccoli, carrots and cauliflower……. So we tossed them in a drizzle of olive oil, half a teaspoon of salt and pepper.  I think the simple things are the best!

Something as an adult that I have totally grown to love are beets.   I was at work one day and ran upstairs to Sara’s office terrified because i was sure i was peeing blood.  And she was so sweet and her first question was did you eat beets?  Like this was a common thing!  OmG the things veggies do to your pee haha!

So i went to whole foods and got beets off of there salad bar.  Because I heard roasting beets was a definite labor of love…..well not tonight it is not!

ingredients:

spinach

chopped pecans

beets

red onion

And we dressed it with some olive oil, balsamic vinegar,  salt and pepper!   delicccccc!!!

Put them in a shallow pan and in the oven at 400 degrees for  30mins while the chicken rests.

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And then we ate it!!!!    You guyyyyss,  I think this was a home run!  so good and a full meal!

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It felt so good to get some good food back our bodies!  And there was plenty for lunch…….Best lunch evaaa!!!! Get it right get it tight!!!!   I love fooooood!!!  Feed me Semore! yum yum yum!   Twas amazing. Love cooking with my meatball!!!!!

Two Meatballs: Hellloooooo Greenport NY!!!

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Ok so it is 6:20am at RDU and London is so pumped for her first flight!!!!   Oh and so is Brandon!!!!! His 2nd flight.

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So exciting!!!! We are headed to Greenport NY to celebrate my cousin Susan’s marriage!!!!  Before we got to the wedding we had to stop in Franklin square Ny to visit my 96 year old grandma who hadn’t met London before!!!!  I couldn’t wait together them together.  We all had lunch at my aunt Lorraine’s house. And my cousin Kirstin and her son Dominique were there too!!

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We were having the best time!

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But it was time to go and so hard to say goodbye to my sweet grandma!  After that we went for a drive down memory and visited our first home when my sister and I were little!

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After two hours driving north we finally got to Greenport  and it was adorable!!!!!!!!   So

we started our weekend off with some Blt Bloody Mary’s!!!!! Delicioussssss!!!! Yeah there is bacon in there! My husbands dream.

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And of course we had to get lobster in this fisher mans  town!

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And then we spent the next day just playing in the cutest fucking town on earth.

 

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On to the wedding!!!! It was so much fun seeing fam as usual.  They can be a rowdy bunch!! You know fun loving crazy Italian family!! I’m sure you can imagine. And I totally ate my way through this wedding and this weekend in general.  And it felt so damn  good.  Maybe because I knew I would come home and get back to work.   Or maybe because I felt like I deserved to cut loose a little!!  But it was always on my mind.  And then I just said fuck it I’m going for it.   And my family was so supportive! And are keeping up with blog which is amazing!!!

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Then  it was time to go and I was in a food coma and starting to fall apart.   But not London she put on a show at the airport! Such a mood booster.

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Brandon and I were both ready to get back home and workout!!! I really missed it and started feeling bloated from all this food.  I was so grateful my body already knows better and wants to be better. This foody weekend was really good for us I think we definitely got any food cravings out of our system!! I’ve never wanted greens so bad.  Not to mention our weigh in is around the corner!  These damn months just fly by, mother bitch! So make every meal count and work out!!i had the best weekend!! Loved seeing my family.  Love you guysssssss! Muahhh

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two Meatballs: Yummy Dinner…Yuckkkkkkky Dessert!!!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!  So what’s more fun for a date night…than a cooking segment!?! Haha!  Instead of me and Jenny winging it…my adorable chef offered to show me a thing or two!  He is great and sooo talented at what he does. Everything that he makes is delish times a mil and he is super thoughtful when it comes to my paleo needs!  I wanted to contribute something besides my adorable self to the evening so I signed up to make mocktails and a paleo dessert.  What’s on the menu you ask!?  A Thai Peanut marinated pork tenderloin, Asian stir fry, chocolate chip coconut cookies and sparkling raspberry lime coolers.  First off…a beverage!

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He has a little bar cart with adorable glasses, so I grabbed two, a trader joe’s sparkling raspberry lime drink, a couple of ice cubes, a handful of raspberries, lime wedges and mint from Zan’s yard!  He got to muddling and viola!

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Cheers!

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Then he marinated the pork loin in soy sauce , thai peanut sauce, ginger and garlic  and fired up the grill #sohot

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While I started haphazardly making the cookies!

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Here is the recipe…

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The pork was finished…so he moved on to the stir fry…is there anything hotter than someone cooking for you!?! #no

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For the stir fry, he heated up sesame oil and threw in some garlic and onions, then carrots, mushrooms, jalapenos I think, then cabbage. The also tossed in some of that thai peanut sauce, soy sauce., sirracha and some water!!!  Look at yummy this little plate came together!!!

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Everything was soooooooooooooo good!  I mean the pork was so juicy but had a nice crust on the outside and the stir fry was just the right amount of spicy #nailedit

Then we tried my cookies…

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annnnnnnnnd they were the driest thing that has ever existed! #fail-eo  They needed butter…and sugar…and milk and anything that would have added moisture.  He was kind and said that they weren’t THAT bad…but they were! Haha…guess I should just leave it to the professional huh!?  Best night ever…thanks for dinner Zan!!!! I even had leftovers for work!!!

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#luckygirl